Stuart’s Philosophies

Searching For Direction, Perspective, Some tongue-in-cheek humor and Purpose? Seek to engage your mind, develop yourself and become a master of your own being. Here are my reflections of life and living, self-coaching and personal introspection.

Entries for the ‘Humor’ Category

“Firewall” Meets “The Sentinel”

Harrison Ford: Who the hell are you? What do you want?
Michael Douglas: Nothing. I’m wearing these cool shades meant for people half my age, waiting to take a bullet for the President whom people think I’m going to kill.
Harrison: Wait a minute. I’m the one being framed here. They want $100 million from the top […]

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Who Also Receives Email From This Person?

Today, I also received lots of emails from my friend, “Symantec Email Proxy”. Mr. Proxy is particularly pissed, because he’s seen many harmful things happen to fellow computers, and one of the things he’s done is sworn to do the same for this Stuart computer. Check this out:

So the list keeps going… and going… and […]

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Violence And Bloody Sport

I read in the news about the students from Victoria and Siglap in a soccer match that turned violent. The guy in Siglap got angry after sliding tackle from the VS guy (that led to a penalty, mind you), and promptly went up and socked the VS guy in the face. Ok, first thoughts, that isn’t […]

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The McDonald’s Limerick

The fast food empire grew faster;
Every night, never closed: it’s your Master;
Your excuse is ‘convenience’ ,
But it’s really ‘reliance’,
Your tummy’s being turned into blubber!

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Quite funny for some (R - not for minors heheh)

I just got away from looking at Gary Allan’s post on his blog and found some of the humor quite scathing (ooh). It could potentially offend some people, so I’d recommend those of you who don’t have a sense of humor, please don’t go there.

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Those Bastards!

No, I’m not offended. I just found a pretty hilarious site called www.thosebastards.com, featuring parodies, satires and lots of additional stuff there (can’t even imagine where to begin). If you need a breather, check it out!

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Simpleton! Dunce!

Had an interesting conversation with my family the other day. My mum’s retired, so she’s taken up dance lessons to keep active. Her dance teacher keeps saying to the class “Simpleton! Simpleton!”, so turns out that she is a “dunce” teacher. Actually she was asking the class to make a ‘simple turn’. Lol. J

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I was offered “lizard”

Went for lunch with my family at Jack’s Place at Great World City. It was an interesting lunch because after lunch, the waitress asked us if we wanted our ‘lizards’. I said we didn’t order any ‘lizards’. She asked if we had the set meal, and we said ‘yes’. So she insisted “That means lizards […]

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